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How to know if your baby is gifted or presently normal and occasionally special
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February 18, 2013 by theparentnormal

Every brilliant act by a baby, even if accidental, can make a parent wonder if their child is “gifted.” But …
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Category: How to Survive Parentnormal Activity | Tags: baby, funny, gift, gifted, humor, medical, special
How to announce you are ‘expecting’ a baby without giving the impression there is a possibility it might be something other than a baby
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January 21, 2013 by theparentnormal

When a doctor or a very prophetic stick with urine on it confirms you are pregnant, you might ask yourself …
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Category: How to Survive Parentnormal Activity, Lessons Earned | Tags: boy, expecting a baby, girl, pregnancy, pregnancy test, wine
Top 10 Christmas Songs (as ranked by babies)
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December 12, 2012 by theparentnormal

The following are the top 10 Christmas songs as interpreted and ranked by babies who haven’t heard the songs, but make …
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Category: Music | Tags: carols, christmas, funny, humor, jingle bells, music, songs, top 10
Toddler Recipes: Dip
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October 23, 2012 by theparentnormal

For toddlers, dip can be a meal or it can be the masking ingredient that makes everything edible and appealing, …
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Category: Toddler Recipes | Tags: apple juice, applesauce, baby, barbecue sauce, cocktail sauce, food, funny, gravy, guacamole, honey mustard, hot fudge, humor, jelly, ketchup, mayonnaise, melted ice cream, milk, pizza sauce, Polynesian sauce, ranch dressing, recipe, salsa, soup, sour cream, soy sauce, spaghetti sauce, spilled water, sweet and sour sauce, syrup, tartar sauce, toddler
Baby Logic: Bigger is Better
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October 18, 2012 by theparentnormal

Category: ParentNormal Cartoons | Tags: baby, cartoon, food, logic, puffs, table, tiny
What is the Perfect Baby Gift?
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October 15, 2012 by theparentnormal

Want to know what would make the perfect baby gift? You’re in luck. Your baby has been trying to tell …
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Category: Lessons Earned | Tags: birthday, cell phone, christmas, gift, keys, luck, perfect gift, present
ParentNormal Advice: My Children Have Superpowers
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August 29, 2012 by theparentnormal

Dear Parentnormal, My children have developed superpowers and are using them against me. For instance, my baby can immobilize me …
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Category: ParentNormal Advice | Tags: advice, babies, cookie, sleep, superpowers, teleportation, toddlers

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